My Boss Flying

Sometimes in my position we are called by various people higher up on the corporate ladder to check anything from how many people are booked on a flight to if a flight is on time. My Boss recently traveled out of town for Mothers day and needed such information for his return. Here's the conversation after I answered the call. By the way, my Boss isn't exactly comfortable flying.

Me: Hey, what going on?

Boss: Not much, just trying to get home today. How's it look on the flights around noon?

Me: Let me check. All 3 flights from 11:30am thru 2:40pm are pretty well open.

Boss: It was raining here a few minutes ago. How's the weather and are the flights on time?

Me: We're taking a few short delays but mostly on time. There's a cell of thunderstorms west of you heading north by north east but should slide to the north of you.
However, there are more building to the south that may impact where you're at.

Boss: We're going to have to fly through some storms eh?

Me: Well they could head out west and go around the storms but it looks like most flights are just going over them.

Boss: I guess I can expect a pretty bumpy ride eh?

Me: Well, let me just ask you this, "are you right with God?"

Sometimes my sense of humor can have a dark side..